Hilarious story of Kolo Toure’s Arsenal trial when he tackled Arsene Wenger, Thierry Henry and Dennis Bergkamp to win contract

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Kolo Toure’s Arsenal trial shouldn’t be one Arsene Wenger goes to neglect anytime quickly

And one man who has just a few to inform is Ray Parlour.

Right here’s the Arsenal legend’s traditional story about Kolo Toure’s unbelievable trial on the north London membership again in 2002…

“Kolo Toure. What a incredible participant he was,” the Romford Pele stated. “Completely sensible when he first got here in. He was a kind of type of guys all the time on edge and would chase all the things. You possibly can inform by the best way he performed.

“He got here into coaching someday, what he used to do for trialists is about up video games. Normally if it was a centre ahead he would put Martin Keown on him as he knew he would try to kick him and no matter and if he might deal with that he is perhaps an honest participant.

Arsenal legend Ray Parlour was on the coaching pitch whereas Kolo Toure was on trial

“This someday that they had Kolo Toure, Martin Keown in Kolo Toure’s first coaching session. Towards them that they had Thierry Henry and Dennis Bergkamp. I used to be enjoying on the proper hand aspect and Arsene Wenger used to sit down there, it was extra for forwards actually, and we used to do sample play. If I’d come inside then Henry would go outdoors and vice versa with Pires on the left hand aspect.

“I rolled the ball into Thierry Henry and Kolo Toure from nowhere has smashed him from behind. Two-footed sort out. Horrible sort out. Critically, might have been a pink card in a traditional sport. Our greatest participant is rolling round.

“Arsene Wenger says ‘Kolo, what are you doing? Don’t sort out, don’t sort out.’ He simply desires him to face there. ‘Oh, sorry, sorry’.

“Subsequent minute ball goes into Dennis Bergkamp, they’ve swapped now. Kolo Toure does precisely the identical and two-foots Dennis Bergkamp and we’re pondering ‘that is unbelievable. How can we win the league if our two greatest gamers has been taken out by the trialist. He should be working for another person’.

Kolo Toure went on to play 326 video games for Arsenal
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“Arsene Wenger says ‘proper no extra tackling’.

“Subsequent ball is available in and Kolo Toure makes a terrific sort out, reads it and the ball is flipped up into the air. Arsene Wenger used to face proper in the midst of the midfield and forwards and he’d try to have a look at the motion, so the ball has gone up within the air and Kolo Toure has his eye on the ball – he’s chasing the ball – and the place did it land? Proper at Arsene Wenger’s foot and he’s two-footed Arsene Wenger. Correct sort out.

“All you heard was ‘ahhhh’. The lads are like ‘that is unbelievable. He’s took out Bergkamp, Henry and Wenger on his trial.

“Wenger has needed to limp off. He’s gone again to the medical room. Kolo Toure is like ‘oh no’ and almost crying. He can’t imagine it. It’s his massive day at Arsenal and he’s took out two of our greatest gamers and the supervisor.

“That afternoon, I keep in mind going into the medical room to see Gary Lewin about one thing and Arsene Wenger is sitting there with a giant ice pack on his ankle and I felt sorry for Kolo Toure. I stated ‘boss, I don’t assume he meant to kick you want that’.

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“He went ‘what? Have a look at my ankle’. And he had a giant lump on his ankle. ‘Nicely he didn’t imply it boss’.

“He stated ‘I do know he didn’t imply it, I like his want. We’ll signal him tomorrow’ and that was it.

“We signed him for £150,000 as a result of he preferred his want. He might get that out of him and alter the best way he performed simply by his want kicking them two gamers and he ended up being a tremendous participant for Arsenal.”

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